You’re a Prince Charming, and that is your problem, your karma, and your disease.
For a long time you have tried to seduce women using flowers, chocolates, and clichéd pick-up lines with the hope of opening legs, but instead you’ve had to settle for opening the doors of restaurants, cars, and elevators. Never again will you say, “Nobody understands them,” because you will and that will allow you to open countless legs.Prince Charming Opens Doors, the Buffoon Opens Legs is the medicine that your organism is demanding. That will be your advantage against your rivals. You will be afraid to unlearn so you can learn, but in the end you will understand-you will understand women. It won’t be easy: your organism will resist detoxification from your seduction preconceptions. Today you too can become one, if you accept the treatment that Lucano Divina offers you in this book. Have you ever wondered what some guys did to become a woman magnet almost effortlessly? Now you know: you were in the company of Buffoons.
He is considered the sexiest living being on the face of the Earth. He writes a very popular and very reviled blog from the jungles of Latin America. He escaped from the Acheron Zoo to fight against the imperialism of human stupidity, and is being hunted by humans to be turned into a rug, due to the inconvenient truths he reveals. He is a Buffoon.Ī Bengal tiger? Yes-Lucano Divina, who leads the Animal Revolution.
He is confident that no Female human is out of his league. He overcomes the feminine obsession with wanting to change men. He can distinguish the strategies used by women to win an argument without being right. He knows the hidden messages that his shoes send. He realizes that paying for sex is cheaper than getting it free. He doesn’t look for love where there is only friendship. There is now a cure: you have to transform into a Buffoon, by following the advice of a Bengal tiger.Ī Buffoon? Yes-the one who has his eyes wide open to the mating realities that Prince Charming refuses to see. Prince Charming Opens Doors, the Buffoon Opens Legs is the medicine that your organism is demanding.
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